I saw you walking on the street. Your eyes, your lips, your nose.. everything look perfect. I couldn’t help sing to myself, ‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!! WOOF !’
The secret of being young!?… Sleep the right number of hours, Go with the right crowd, Eat the right food, And, Tell the WRONG age.
Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut it in six or twelve pieces. ‘Six please,’ Ah Beng replies, ‘I could never eat twelve pieces.’
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
Roses are red, violence are blue, Someone like you belongs to the zoo! Don’t be mad, don’t be blue, Frankenstein was ugly to!
What did one butt cheek say to the other? After all the shit we’ve been through, we’re still together!
What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ‘If we stick together we can stop this shit!’
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
